So, a fly was in the kitchen when I got home. Max (my psychotic, bi-polar, gay dog) was frantically jumping around and chomping while trying to catch it. Eventually, it disappeared. Which is great, because I was convinced he was going to crack open his skull on every sharp object in my kitchen something. I’m upstairs in my room for… Read more →
Month: November 2014
Thankful November – Post Two
1. Good friends, shitty hangovers. Seriously. I’m recently single and trying to enjoy nights out/in with friends. After quite the spirited Saturday night I awoke to a hangover. I tried one of those hangover drinks and it worked enough to not feel like a corpse. Laziness took over for most the day. 2. Yoga until you can’t yoga no mo’. New… Read more →
Thankful November – Post One
Everyone likes to make lists of things they’re thankful for in the month of November. I’ve done it. I’ve even cut out little leaves out of construction paper, wrote daily and hung them on the wall. Honestly, I thought about doing it again this year since it’s going to be a completely different holiday season than I’ve had for 8… Read more →

Dogs, Homosexuality and Bullying
If you’ve come here because the title spoke to you, you’re probably going to be disappointed. This post serves as an introduction to my dogs, Maggie and Max. I love them like children but dear God, are they assholes. Read more →
WordPress Default Posts Are Pushy As Fuck.
“Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!” Don’t tell me what to do, robot. Read more →