Category: Humor


Shit Women Do With Their Best Friends

Hint: It’s not all pillow fights in cute panties. Only sometimes.   1. Pee with the door open. When you’re mid-conversation, no walls should be built. All communication must continue to flow as easily as possible. Restroom breaks aren’t even allowed.   2. Send the same semi-racy photos that they are sending to a dude. Because you need someone that… Read more →

9 Thoughts You Have Before Quitting

There comes a moment when you realize it’s time to move on from your current job. I’m not talking, “hey, maybe I should start looking”. I’m talking, “Holy shit, if I stay here one more day I may gouge out my eyeballs and turn them in with my resignation letter”. After discussing and laughing with a few people, we’ve decided… Read more →

Shit. I’m 30.

Does anything else need to be said?   “But this is the greatest decade of your life”, they proclaim.   “Nothing REALLY important happens until your thirties”, they say.   “No one takes you seriously in your career until your thirties”, they offer.   “People find themselves in their thirties”, they suggest.   Who the fuck are “they”?  I think… Read more →

Why You Should Date a Strong Woman.

Although I’m (almost) 30 and single-ish(?), I consider my relationship life to be quite successful. My last relationship was 8 years and the only reason it didn’t result in marriage is because I realized we had grown into quite different people. We didn’t really fight and are still really close friends. I could be married, but I wouldn’t be doing either… Read more →

Nightly Distractions.

So, a fly was in the kitchen when I got home. Max (my psychotic, bi-polar, gay dog) was frantically jumping around and chomping while trying to catch it. Eventually, it disappeared. Which is great, because I was convinced he was going to crack open his skull on every sharp object in my kitchen something. I’m upstairs in my room for… Read more →

Thankful November – Post Two

1. Good friends, shitty hangovers. Seriously. I’m recently single and trying to enjoy nights out/in with friends. After quite the spirited Saturday night I awoke to a hangover. I tried one of those hangover drinks and it worked enough to not feel like a corpse. Laziness took over for most the day. 2. Yoga until you can’t yoga no mo’. New… Read more →

Thankful November – Post One

Everyone likes to make lists of things they’re thankful for in the month of November. I’ve done it. I’ve even cut out little leaves out of construction paper, wrote daily and hung them on the wall. Honestly, I thought about doing it again this year since it’s going to be a completely different holiday season than I’ve had for 8… Read more →